(Note: This article is pretty much a ripoff of the format used by cracked.)
On Guam, it’s pretty normal to go to a friend’s house and find a stash of spam, corned beef, soy sauce, Ichiban (fuck you, Ramen) and Tabasco fit for a conspiracy theorist. You’ll probably also notice that there was a chicken walking through the yard when you pulled up. Yeah, he’s going to go shit next to your car and you’ll probably step in it. I bet you also stepped into that spider web between the poles of the canopy you parked under and jumped around like a little bitch. That’s normal; they’re all normal. These are things that we celebrate on Guam because we have them and, fortunate or not, a lot of other places don’t. We listen to funny songs about them, and our Guam friends in the States write the same “OOG!” comment on your Facebook status when we mention them like it’s no big deal. Because it’s not. Here are some of the lesser celebrated things that are not really a big deal. So much, in fact, that I’m making a big deal out of them.
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